One Dust Mite. One.

dermatophagoides.jpgFrom the Bureau of Good Schwag comes this promotion from Achoo Allergy & Air Products: One dust mite.

Just one.

It’s a spring allergy season gift-with-purchase for customers who buy anti-allergy bedding products this month. A mattress can house up to 10 million of the critters, warns the press release, and double in weight every 10 years due to infestations.

We’ll take our dust mites stuffed, five inches long, and one at a time, please. And every time we see it we’ll fondly recall the brand, just as we do Small Dog Electronics and the cute little plastic pups they send with every order.

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