Surefire Way to Pick Up Conservative Chicks

Hey guys, did you realize the liberal media is to blame for your lack of success with the ladies? Well, that’s what this ad promoting self-help mumbo jumbo from John Alanis, self-proclaimed “King” (of what, it isn’t clear) says!

You’ve got to appreciate the copywriter’s cunning ability to tailor the message to its conservative NewsMax audience. Let’s hope Alanis’s “easy-to-follow steps” allowing men to unlock their “natural attraction” don’t include a similarly simplistic approach!

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