The Weakest Link
Which of you is a few beans short of a combination plate? Beware: Dana plays game show host, with portals and search engines as the players. So who will get voted "the weakest link"?
Which of you is a few beans short of a combination plate? Beware: Dana plays game show host, with portals and search engines as the players. So who will get voted "the weakest link"?
So all you portals and search engines. With millions of dollars invested and in your pockets, and with two years in which to answer the question of profit, you have managed to bank a grand total of nothing.
Which of you is a few beans short of a combination plate? Let’s vote off the weakest link!
(In this round, Google is the strongest link. It has stayed private and bagged most of the Web traffic while concentrating only on search. AltaVista is the weakest link. It has failed to capitalize on any of its innovations, and its parent company’s stock price has fallen 98 percent in the last year. But will the team have noticed?)
Time is up. Let’s see who is the weakest link!
Excite, you haven’t been lighting any investors’ fires lately. Why did you vote off NBCi?
Yes, but they’re not owned by an AT&T cable portal, and at least their boss was willing to invest real cash in them (even if he lost it).
Terra Lycos, why did you vote off NBCi? I see your Spanish lessons haven’t left you any smarter.
That is supposed to be worse than letting stupid executives throw over smart ones for strictly bureaucratic purposes?
AltaVista, I notice you voted for NBCi as well. Yet, technically, you are the weakest link. Why?
I didn’t know a little irrational exuberance was such a bad thing.
Why are you smirking, Microsoft? Your glasses need a new prescription? You also voted for NBCi.
While you, on the other hand, with all your money and power, climbed all the way up to number three!
So, Web-portal NBCi. You’ve heard what these people have to say. Anything you want to add in your defense?
And having our own Web portal is a great branding opportunity for our other new shows, such as this one.
Ah, but I’m coproduced by the BBC. I’m practically a civil servant — I can’t be fired. But you, on the other hand, can be. And by the votes of your fellow portal team members, you have been.
NBCi, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!